Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

        MAN: “Hello”

        WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

        MAN: “Yes”

        WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

        MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

        WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models. I saw one I really liked.”

        MAN: “How much?”

        WOMAN: “$100,000″

        MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

        WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $1,000,000″

        MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $950,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it’s really a pretty good price.”

        WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

        MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”